​The Unrealistic Ideal Hill Holiday

By Aniela Apteker ‘24

WEDNESDAY
12:10 p.m., Dining hall: Hill Holiday announced
12:11 p.m., Dining hall: uproar.
5 p.m., Quad: Martlets getting into spirit for night game
5:15 p.m., Martlets in transit: “Black and Yellow” playing on speaker, marching down to Hovey
5:20 p.m., Hovey: Shake Shack food trucks to feed all 435+ of us
5:30 p.m., Hovey: Boys’ Varsity Hockey vs. Avon game begins
6:47 p.m., Hovey: Westy wins.
6:47:05 p.m., Hovey: Uproar.
8 p.m., Trophy Room: Stud begins, the theme is business casual
9:20 p.m., Brockelman grill: communal indulgence in curly fries
11 p.m., Every dorm: open house
12:30 a.m., Check in.
 
THURSDAY - no homework!
11:30 a.m., Dining hall: gourmet brunch
12:30 p.m., Dorm: restful time
2 p.m., Quad: slip and slide and bouncy house
2:09 p.m., Quad: water balloon fight
4 p.m., Dorm: restful time, again
11 p.m. Check in.